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If there's one thing I know, it's how to get a laugh. I might have to poke myself in the eye, but everybody laughs.
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So, I guarantee this comedy show is gonna be a blockbuster!
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Comedy King, Pt. 1
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Activity
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Time
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Rewards
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Level 2
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Send Mike to put on a comedy show.[1] "Perform Stand-Up"
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6h
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15, 100
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Wow! The audience was so in awe of my talent that they were too in shock to laugh.
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I hope somebody from the paper was there to witness me in the BEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!
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My mom loves seeing my name in the paper!
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Dialogue
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The reviews for "Wazowski's Impromptu Comedy Hour" --
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-- that's what I plan on naming the show for its inevitable syndication -- hit the stands today!
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Time to read 'em and brag to everyone I know!
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Comedy King, Pt. 2
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Activity
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Time
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Rewards
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Level 2
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Send Mike to read the reviews. "Read Reviews"
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60s
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25, 150
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Not funny? NOT FUNNY?! What know-nothing, humorless cretin wrote this review?!
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Oh, Googly Bear. Are you free tonight? I have tickets to--
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Sorry, I can't make it, Celia. I gotta find this reporter and tell him jokes until he laughs so hard he begs for mercy!
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When he's pleading with me to stop because he can't breathe, that'll be even funnier!
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Dialogue
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Michael, you need to forget all about that terrible review. Let's go out for dinner and--
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Good idea! Everybody from the paper hangs out at Cyclops Sushi, including the two-bit hack who wrote this thing.
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I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind and a one-eyed glare he'll never forget.
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How... romantic?
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Comedy King, Pt. 3
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Activity
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Time
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Rewards
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Level 3
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Send Mike to stalk reviewer at Cyclops Sushi.[1] "Dinner Date with Celia Mae"
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4h
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35, 200
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Level 2
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Dialogue
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Michael Wazowski, I've never been so humiliated in my life.
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You're right, Celia. I guess throwing the seaweed salad at that reporter's car was a bit much.
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I don't know what's wrong with you, but you better figure it out or we're through!
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On a scale of one to furious, how mad do you think she is?
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Sulley -- since that review came out, my confidence is shot. What should I do?
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Well buddy, my first suggestion would be to stop reading reviews.
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You're asking me to NOT read an article written about me?
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You're right. That's never gonna happen.
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Comedy King, Pt. 4
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Activity
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Time
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Rewards
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Level 5
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Send Mike to ask Sulley for advice. "Rehearse Show"
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6h
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25, 125
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Level 4
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Dialogue
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Wow, Sulley, that was just what I needed.
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Yep, a little comedy boot camp gets you loosened up and pumped for joke telling.
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Yeah, but next time can we skip the push-ups?
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My arms are so short, all I do is bump my eye on the floor.
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All right, Mikey. This is it. You can do it, buddy. Get out there and make 'em laugh!
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No pressure. No pressure. No pressure.
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Comedy King, Pt. 5
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Activity
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Time
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Rewards
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Level ?
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Send Mike to prove his comedy chops.[1] "Prove Comedy Chops"
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24h
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30, 150
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Dialogue
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Oh Michael, that was wonderful! I haven't laughed that hard since Sulley accidentally blow-dried his fur.
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Here, I brought you a newspaper if you want to take a look at the reviews.
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Nah, it doesn't matter what they say. Yours is the only review that matters.
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Wait, when did Sulley blow-dry his fur? That I gotta see!
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