Comedy King

Character	Dialogue
	If there's one thing I know, it's how to get a laugh. I might have to poke myself in the eye, but everybody laughs.
	So, I guarantee this comedy show is gonna be a blockbuster!

Comedy King, Pt. 1[]

Character	Activity	Time	Rewards
Level 2	Send Mike to put on a comedy show.^[1] "Perform Stand-Up"	6h	15, 100

Character	Dialogue
	Wow! The audience was so in awe of my talent that they were too in shock to laugh.
	I hope somebody from the paper was there to witness me in the BEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!
	My mom loves seeing my name in the paper!

Character	Dialogue
	The reviews for "Wazowski's Impromptu Comedy Hour" --
	-- that's what I plan on naming the show for its inevitable syndication -- hit the stands today!
	Time to read 'em and brag to everyone I know!

Character	Activity	Time	Rewards
Level 2	Send Mike to read the reviews. "Read Reviews"	60s	25, 150

Character	Dialogue
	Not funny? NOT FUNNY?! What know-nothing, humorless cretin wrote this review?!
	Oh, Googly Bear. Are you free tonight? I have tickets to--
	Sorry, I can't make it, Celia. I gotta find this reporter and tell him jokes until he laughs so hard he begs for mercy!
	When he's pleading with me to stop because he can't breathe, that'll be even funnier!

Character	Dialogue
	Michael, you need to forget all about that terrible review. Let's go out for dinner and--
	Good idea! Everybody from the paper hangs out at Cyclops Sushi, including the two-bit hack who wrote this thing.
	I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind and a one-eyed glare he'll never forget.
	How... romantic?

Character	Activity	Time	Rewards
Level 3	Send Mike to stalk reviewer at Cyclops Sushi.^[1] "Dinner Date with Celia Mae"	4h	35, 200
Level 2		4h	35, 200

Character	Dialogue
	Michael Wazowski, I've never been so humiliated in my life.
	You're right, Celia. I guess throwing the seaweed salad at that reporter's car was a bit much.
	I don't know what's wrong with you, but you better figure it out or we're through!
	On a scale of one to furious, how mad do you think she is?

Character	Dialogue
	Sulley -- since that review came out, my confidence is shot. What should I do?
	Well buddy, my first suggestion would be to stop reading reviews.
	You're asking me to NOT read an article written about me?
	You're right. That's never gonna happen.

Character	Activity	Time	Rewards
Level 5	Send Mike to ask Sulley for advice. "Rehearse Show"	6h	45, 250
Level 4	Send Mike to ask Sulley for advice. "Rehearse Show"	6h	45, 250

Character	Dialogue
	Wow, Sulley, that was just what I needed.
	Yep, a little comedy boot camp gets you loosened up and pumped for joke telling.
	Yeah, but next time can we skip the push-ups?
	My arms are so short, all I do is bump my eye on the floor.

Character	Dialogue
	All right, Mikey. This is it. You can do it, buddy. Get out there and make 'em laugh!
	No pressure. No pressure. No pressure.

Character	Activity	Time	Rewards
Level 5	Send Mike to prove his comedy chops.^[1] "Prove Comedy Chops"	24h	30, 150

Character	Dialogue
	Oh Michael, that was wonderful! I haven't laughed that hard since Sulley accidentally blow-dried his fur.
	Here, I brought you a newspaper if you want to take a look at the reviews.
	Nah, it doesn't matter what they say. Yours is the only review that matters.
	Wait, when did Sulley blow-dry his fur? That I gotta see!