| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Ralph! My main man! I'm fresh outta hamsters and chock full of time. Let's talk "game plan"! |
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Great! Wait... Hamsters? |
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Yeah, you really had to be there. Anyway, step into my office! |
YOUR #1 SITE!
| Character | Requirements | Time | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|
Level 2 |
Send "Yesss.bzz & Ralph.fxit" to visit BUZZZTUBE! "SIGN UP TODAY!" |
4h |  5, Template:Hearts50
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Level 3 |
* Requires BuzzzTube
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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If I've got this right, my network security dude's saying a three-pronged attack might work. You know -- hit it from all sides! |
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Three-pronged... So... he wants us to punch the virus. Like, just... regular punching. |
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Well, not EXACTLY, but... You know what, this ReadMe file is about 500 pages long. You're close enough! |
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Look: I process content for a living, and those things make even ME glaze over. |
